Avant-Garde (vaguelyaware) wrote,
Avant-Garde
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"SWM seeks SWF to share romantic walks on the beach and screw over for an even hotter person"

I don't know why, but I was reading the personal ads in the newspaper the other day. Its not like I'm looking for someone in there to hook up with or anything like that, I just like reading what people wrote, and why they would subject themselves to something like this.

Say someone reads an ad, likes it, calls that person and/or responds to them. They get along at first, finding puppy love, or lust. Fast forward to six months, the guy is a sociopath and she finds herself tied to her neighbor Anne in the basement of their house after a suggested manage-trois[i hope i spelled that right] goes awry and he chops both them up into tiny pieces and stuffs them into the drywall.

I have a sick twisted sense of humor sometimes, I really need to get out more.

Anyhow, aside from that, I feel sick. I feel hot. My hair is a mess, and I have a class in 15 minutes.
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